I let my sister use my laptop for her biology homework and she just finished. She left some tabs open and she searched “why are plant cells homophobic”. Her homework was about heterotrophic cells.
i am attracted to the most basic of white men
dear lord, cure me of this sickness
InshaAllah you’ll realize the error of your ways and come to appreciate boys like Zayn Malik and not the four other boys in 1D who aren’t Zayn Malik.
The Duaa4Duaa Team
most of my life is trial and error
first time I got pulled over by police I was like “tell my mum I love her” but now it’s like “officer can I get a quick selfie?”
when you take pictures of your friends, it’s nice but when they take a picture of you, it’s blurry or half your face is cut off
hello officer we cool? youre not arresting us? okay let us teach you how to bhangra dance *puts music on*
FFS WE JUST GOT PULLED OVER AGAIN LOOOL
hello officer we cool? youre not arresting us? okay pose for a selfie tenks
when aunties or uncles try to give you money and youre like nooo pls no wallah i wont take it okay thanks aw yiss jazakhallah yes